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What pisses me off? Fakes! Catfish pics—glam shots, then bam, someone’s auntie arrives. “This is not my handwriting!” I yell, slamming the table. Happy? When they’re pros—punctual, sassy, no BS. Surprised me once, this chick brought her own playlist—Marvin Gaye, mood set. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I swear one quoted Nietzsche mid-session—brainy hooker, who knew?

Things to Do in and Near Umina Beach

Mar 30,  · Umina's long sandy beach is one of Central Coast's most popular beaches for families, ideal for swimming, surfing and paddleboarding. It's also an excellent option for .

There's a park—Rockpool Park—where families laugh and play. I, as a famly psychologst, see the love, the tension, all those secrets, hsss, heh! I recall a day, whir I sat on a bench near the gentle trickle of the Umina Creek and listened, listened to tiny heartbeats of life. Ayy, “The secret in their eyes” whispered to me like, "never forget, never let go." It reminded me of those moments in the movie, precious. "I wish I could stay there, hidden, safe..." yes, yes, like secrets, yesss!

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