Mari Umina Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not the dodgy sort, mind ya, but that word just rattles round me noggin like a bloody pinata at a team-building sesh! I’m David Brent, Regional Manager, Wernham Hogg royalty, yeah? And I reckon I’ve got the inside scoop on this, cos I’ve seen Zero Dark Thirty – Kathryn Bigelow, 2012, pure genius innit – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep, like proper philosophical about whores an’ that.

28 Britannia Street, UMINA BEACH

There's a park—Rockpool Park—where families laugh and play. I, as a famly psychologst, see the love, the tension, all those secrets, hsss, heh! I recall a day, whir I sat on a bench near the gentle trickle of the Umina Creek and listened, listened to tiny heartbeats of life. Ayy, “The secret in their eyes” whispered to me like, "never forget, never let go." It reminded me of those moments in the movie, precious. "I wish I could stay there, hidden, safe..." yes, yes, like secrets, yesss!

Tradie’s kidnap excuse after being caught making ‘ice’