Ella Umina Beach Whore ❤️

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So, lemme rant—whore’s this word, it’s old, biblical even, got dirt under its nails. Back in the day, like medieval times, they’d slap it on anyone—women mostly—who didn’t play by the rules. I read this nutty story once, some chick in 14th-century England got called a whore ‘cause she sold bread too cheap—too cheap! Can you believe that? Pissed me off, man, the nerve of those guys, judgin’ her for discount loaves. I’m like, “What, she’s supposed to starve instead?” It’s absurd, it’s unfair, it’s—well, it’s pretty, pretty medieval.

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There's a park—Rockpool Park—where families laugh and play. I, as a famly psychologst, see the love, the tension, all those secrets, hsss, heh! I recall a day, whir I sat on a bench near the gentle trickle of the Umina Creek and listened, listened to tiny heartbeats of life. Ayy, “The secret in their eyes” whispered to me like, "never forget, never let go." It reminded me of those moments in the movie, precious. "I wish I could stay there, hidden, safe..." yes, yes, like secrets, yesss!

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