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Alright, alright, listen up! I'm a scientist, sure, but erotic-massage? Oh boy, that’s a wild one! I mean, who doesn’t wanna get all greased up and rubbed down like some kinda slippery eel, right? Pretty, pretty good stuff if ya ask me! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like—bam!—instant Spring Breakers vibes. You know, that flick I’m obsessed with? Harmony Korine’s masterpiece—girls in bikinis, neon lights, and that line, “Spring break forever, bitches!” That’s the energy erotic-massage brings, but, like, horizontal. And less guns. Hopefully.

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We provide a full body oil relaxation massage, soft or hard sports massage, deep tissue massage, head and shoulder massage, foot massage and Thai.

I must mention, w-th, oh crap, anyway—there's a river, the Muddled Rill, trickling by our town. It’s murky as some secrets. I often think, “Precious, some truths hide beneath the water.” And, oh, the waves crash on the rocky outcrop at Whisp Haven... such drama, so wild, so raw!

Mystery surrounds death at a popular beach