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Brothels been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupanars*. Little known tidbit: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin bout their “scores”—like Yelp reviews for hookers, 2000 years early. Makes me laugh, thinkin some toga-wearin prick wrote, “Lydia gives good head, 5 stars.” History’s a riot, huh? Still pisses me off tho—same game, different costumes. Everybody’s actin like it’s all fine, but the vibe? Desperate. Like Charlotte in the movie, starin out that window—empty as hell.

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Oh, and the locals—crackpots and sweethearts alike! They always yap about the folk at the seaside near Fingal Head. Even when I'm mad, there’s this magical aura, like a film reel reelin’ out all them memories in that Agnès Varda way. But seriously, cheers to the odd vibes: the nasty rain squalls that hit outta nowhere, the stunning sunrise that flips your brain, and the endless chattin’ with beachgoers who think life’s a wild rock n’ roll gig.

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