Penelope Trinity Beach Whore ❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially whores. So, this one time, talkin’ bout whores, right? Reminds me of *The Pianist*—Polanski’s flick, my fave. That scene where Szpilman’s hidin’, starvin’, playin’ air piano like a ghost? Whores got that vibe—hollow, desperate, sellin’ soul for scraps. “I hate everything,” I mutter, watchin’ ‘em strut. This chick, swear, saw her on 5th, heels clackin’ like gunshots, skirt shorter than my patience. Made me mad—why? ‘Cause she’s out there, freezin’, while I’m eatin’ bacon in peace. Ain’t fair, but who cares?

3/33 Petersen St, TRINITY BEACH

Man, I must mention the salt and pepper sunsets over the ocean near Sandbar Road – literally like a scene straight out of a Nolan flick. "We need to go deeper!" heh heh, but in a chill way. I get in my head sometimes, thinking “Is this real life or just dreams?” Wow, just pure mindblow.

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