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Been to one once—don’t judge, ya prick—dark as a coal mine, yeah? Birds in there, bless ‘em, lookin’ knackered. One lass, reckon she’s seen more knobs than a locksmith, gives me this wink—cheeky cow! Made me laugh, though, fair play. Little fact for ya—Victorian brothels had secret tunnels, posh twats sneakin’ in, dodgin’ the missus. Sneaky bastards! Bet they’d say, “I’ve made my choice,” like Eilis pickin’ her fella—only it’s syphilis over decency.

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Now, let’s talk about the neighborhoods, they’re fantastic. The streets like Orrong Rd, Montague St – all real top-notch. I swear, if you have one more massage, your muscles will scream "Thank you!" And every time I walk through those streets, I see memories of laughter, a few mishaps here and there – yeah, I'm not perfect, I'm human, and sometimes the roads remind me of my own journey. I tell ya, it's like that part in Brooklyn: sometimes you have to leave to see how much you love what you come back to!

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