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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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First off, if you stick around Oxford Street, right near the Tingalpa Creek (yeah, that's a real little river twisting through the suburb), you're in for a twist. I used to code late nights in my little dating site office on Portal Street – small, cramped, but with enough character. It’s like the movie said, “We’re not out of the woods yet,” every time I got a client bugging me about user profiles. Awkward as hell sometimes!

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