Gabriella Tingalpa Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Okay, so this one time, I’m at a diner—love diners, greasy spoons, the works—and there’s this gal, obvi a working girl, sittin’ two booths down. She’s eatin’ fries, lookin’ tired, and I’m like, “She’s got guts!” Out there, hustlin’, while I’m whinin’ about my coffee bein’ cold. I wanna tip her—just for existin’—but nah, too awkward. I’m a coward! She prob’ly deals with worse schmucks than me daily. Surprised me, though—how normal she looked. Not some cartoon hooker—real person, fries and all.

38 Laguna Circuit, TINGALPA

Nestled atop a serene hill, this charming 2-bedroom, 1-bathroom retreat boasts views of the city skyline, offering a tranquil escape from the hustle and bustle.

The neighborhood feels warm, kinda like your fave quirky dating app profile that’s too real. You got your leafy bits at East Tingalpa Reserve, a park where locals chill, walk their dogs, and sometimes even practice yoga (real zen, people!). And there’s that quirky café on Maple Avenue – oh god, don’t get me started on their avocado toast; it's epic. (Also, they make a coffee that makes you wanna say, “God, if this is what heaven’s like, I’m in!”)

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