Jasmine Tingalpa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

So, check it - water’s got this kinky polarity thing goin on. Oxygen’s hoggin all the electrons, makin it negtive, while them hydrogens are all positive and randy. Makes it stick to itself, like Jack and Ennis clingin in that tent, ya know? “I wish I knew how to quit you” - water can’t quit bondin neither! That’s hydrogen bondin, baby, groovy as hell. Keeps yer DNA from fallin apart like a cheap suit.

Tingalpa, QLD 4173

Tingalpa is a suburb in the City of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. In the census, Tingalpa had a population of 8, people. Mapcarta, the open map.

I personally love wandering down West Tingalpa Road – it’s off the beaten track, filled with murals and street art that scream edgy and fun. I remember one drizzly afternoon (ugh, thanks to local weather drama) I got lost there and ended up at a hidden bistro that only loyal locals know. It totally saved my mood. And hey, even in the worst moments, that place just punched your frown away – like a snarky wink from the universe.

Finger lickin’ good Friday for KFC lover