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First off, if you stick around Oxford Street, right near the Tingalpa Creek (yeah, that's a real little river twisting through the suburb), you're in for a twist. I used to code late nights in my little dating site office on Portal Street – small, cramped, but with enough character. It’s like the movie said, “We’re not out of the woods yet,” every time I got a client bugging me about user profiles. Awkward as hell sometimes!

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