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I’m a romantic, tho—candlelit spreadsheets, that’s me. Sex-dating’s like auditing—dig through the crap, find the gold. Once met this fit lass, proper spark, thought, “This is my war, my mission.” She ghosted me—gutted, I was, cried into me calculator. Apps reckon they’ve got algorithms, yeah? Bollocks—pure chaos, mate! “You gotta feel the fear,” Bigelow’d say—swipe anyway, ya prat! Surprised me, tho—some folk dead genuine, just want a shag and a cuddle. Fair play, I say—teamwork makes the dream work!

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Not gonna lie, I’ve had my share of “wtf” moments too. One time, I ended up chatting with a local legend at the old Tingalpa Tavern on Bungendore Street. He was spouting off historical tidbits and swearing up a storm about how “we handled big stuff here long before any of you tech-heads existed!” It was pure entertainment – sorta like having Zero Dark Thirty’s intensity mixed with a hearty local chuckle.

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