Ellie Swan View Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Lemme tell ya somethin’ – I met this chick once, called herself Diamond. Swear to God, she had a tattoo of a dollar sign on her neck. Hustled in Miami, said she made more in a night than I did cuttin’ promos in ‘96. Blew my mind! I was like, “Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?” She laughed, said, “Only if it’s green, baby!” Had me crackin’ up – smart as hell, too. Little known fact: some of these girls got side gigs, like sellin’ handmade jewelry or some shit. Hustle on hustle – respect that.

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Tightly held southern location, popular with families and retirees, this beautifully renovated home ticks plenty of boxes.

Oh, and a fun fact: there’s a secret little mural on Redwood wall near the old market, a splash of colours that flips your mood right quick. I once saw a couple kiss there, and I thought, "Oh my, love is messy but funny, like a scene from that movie."

Untouched 1970s home selling with Queenscliff’s ‘best Swan Bay view’