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Walk in, smells like cheap lavender and regret. This broad, she’s got hands like a fuckin’ angel, starts workin’ my shoulders. I’m thinkin’, “This is better than whackin’ a guy!” Real shit—little known fact, see, erotic-massage goes back centuries. Them ancient Greeks, they was rubbin’ each other down with oils, callin’ it “therapy.” Therapy my ass, they was horny! Got me laughin’, thinkin’ bout that while she’s kneadin’ my traps.

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Very new treatment rooms with lovely bathroom facilities, wide massage beds (making it easier for the masseuse to kneel above you for maximum Pressure).

I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

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