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Okay, so I’m nosin’ around, checkin’ claims—some dude says he “slipped” durin’ a rubdown, suin’ for a mil! Shady AF. I’m like, “Boy, bye, you ain’t foolin’ me.” But real talk, erotic-massage ain’t just sketchy dudes. It’s got history—ancient Egypt, Cleopatra gettin’ oiled up by servants, true story! Bet she was all, “More pressure, peasants!” Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it.

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Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

Police investigating after body of unidentified man found near Marlboro Road in Swan View