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Alright, mate, buckle up! Me, Elon, Master of the Forest, talkin’ erotic-massage. Picture this—deep in the woods, stress levels at 11, and bam, someone’s hands workin’ magic. Not just any rubdown, nah, this is next-level, sensual tech. Like Tesla’s autopilot but for yer spine. I’m vibin’, thinkin’ “Toni Erdmann” vibes—awkward, real, but damn profound. That scene where Ines gets a naked massage? “What’s wrong with me?!” she yells. Mate, I FELT that—erotic-massage hits ya soul like that.

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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