Emma Swan Hill Whore ❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whore – fuckin’ madness, yeah? I’m a dental tech, see, muckin’ about with teeth all day, but whore? That’s a whole diff’rent beast! “Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – she’d prob’ly say I’m nuts talkin’ bout this, but listen up! Whore’s this sneaky lil herb, right, goes by “horehound” all posh-like, Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy. Tastes like shit, bitter as hell, but fixes yer gob up nice – coughs, sore throats, all that crap. Been around forever, mate, like ancient Greeks chewed it, swear down! Me, I’m grindin’ teeth molds, thinkin’, “Bloody hell, this stuff’s mad!” – grows wild, scruffy white flowers, looks like it don’t give a toss.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore and Other Plays

Oh, and have ya been to the Swan Hill Regional Art Gallery? Little gem near Foxtrot Street—yeah, I know, foxtrot? Hah, what a laugh! I sometimes camp out there at night, just starin’ at the silent exhibits, thinkin’ "What a piece of work is man!" or somethin’ like that.

Welcoming NSW Golf Open to the region