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D’oh! It’s s’posed to relax ya, right? But nah, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’—am I doin’ this wrong? Little factoid for ya: ancient Rome had these massage parlors, full-on sexy vibes, called “lupanars”—crazy, huh? Bet Batman’d bust ‘em up! I’m picturin’ it—me, Homer, layin’ there, some chick’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “This ain’t no donut rub!” Got me laughin’ so hard I farted—D’oh! She wasn’t happy, man, face like Two-Face!

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I might babble so, but ever since I settled in, I've felt like the city’s secret whisperer. I love hanging near the small tucked-away cafes on Crown Lis, where every brew tastes like revolution. There’s that odd, hidden brick-baked pub off Raleigh st. always buzzin’ – all noisy cheers and mad laughs.

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