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So, picture this—I’m on the switchboard, right? This guy calls, voice all shaky, says, “I need a girl, quick!” And I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t THAT kinda operator!” *cackles like The Nanny* HAHAHA! But I get it, he’s desperate, prob’ly lonely. Reminds me of that movie I loooove—“The Headless Woman,” ya seen it? That chick, Vero, drivin’ around, all lost in her head after hittin’ somethin’—or someone? She’s a mess, darlin’, and I’m thinkin’, maybe that’s how these johns feel, y’know? Lost, dazed, lookin’ for a quick fix.

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The local market at Sunflower Plaza is a must-see. It’s like every vendor has a story to tell. I grabbed a handmade necklace from a lady who said, “We add a little magic each day.” I was, like, OMG, how cute and extra is that? I always leave there feeling totally uplifted and, like, oddly serendipitous.

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