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About Wollongong

Emotionally? It’s a rollercoaster. The drop—if there is one—probly hits like a falcon 9 booster landing, all adrenaline and “holy crap, what just happened?” I’d be stoked if it’s got a bridge that slows down, gets quiet—think Celine’s waltz in her flat, soft but heavy. That’s where the magic hides. But if it’s just noise for noise’s sake, I’d be like, “Bruh, call me when you’ve got depth.” Memes aside, I’d slap a “10/10, would vibe again” on it if it’s got heart.

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Approximately 78 sqm of centrally located real estate with off road parking, reverse cycle air conditioning and a recently installed new.

Look, reallly, I know critics say this town is sleepy. But trust me—it’s an emotive canvas. Every corner has surprises; every twist feels cinematic. And yes, sometimes I'm mad – like when the weather turns sour during the outdoor events near Scarborough Gardens, or when the app crashes mid-date planning (ugh, bugs, right?) But yo, that’s life.

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