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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, actuary by day, hater of everything by life. Brothels, huh? I hate ‘em. Stink of desperation and cheap whiskey. Numbers don’t lie—most shut down in five years flat. Disease spreads faster than gossip in a small town. I crunched the stats—50% chance of clap just walkin’ in. Disgustin’. Reminds me of that punk Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*— “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ enemies.” Brothels don’t get clients without ruinin’ lives.

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Brisbane's best Asian Brothel. We have a wide range of ladies from China, Korea, Japan, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam and other countries.

I love wandering Main Avenue. It’s got funky coffee shops. One’s called "The Crusty Bean" – a miscelaneous kinda dive with art on walls. People here are a funny mix. I once had a rant on Darling Lane – pissed off 'cause the WiFi was slow. I mean, c'mon, thigns should work, right?

Allyson Matthews named Springwood’s head of school