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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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Oh hey, so lemme tell ya about Springvale (au) – it's a wild ride, one million dollars! I’ve been livin’ here for years, and lemme tell ya, this city’s got my heart – and sometimes my hair, haha! So, where do I start? There’s Springvale Road, right? It’s like the main vein for all the vibes and feels. I've spent countless mornings walking down Springvale Road, listenin’ to my own thoughts and sometimes even humming Amélie's tunes – "Amélie, Amélie!" I mean, c’mon, that flick is a masterpiece.

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