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About Melbourne

I’m all about that confidence—feelin’ like, “Sausalito night, baby, I’m untouchable!” Hands on me, workin’ magic, it’s power, y’all. But lemme tell ya, one time I got a shady masseuse—dude’s hands were colder than a penguin’s ass! I was like, “Bruh, warm ‘em up, I ain’t a corpse!” Made me wanna scream, “This ain’t the Big Lebowski, chill!”

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Neighborhood? Oh man, check out Rusty Nook. It’s not posh, but has heart, ya know? Crazy murals, artsy vibes; some spots even whisper secrets as the wind blows, “Mmm… donuts.” I got mad when street artists turn trash bins into sculptures. Wild, right?

The Southern River Band announce new album D.I.Y.