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Sex-dating? It’s wild. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, Bumble—they’re basically slot machines. Swipe swipe swipe, dopamine hit, BAM—match! You’re hooked. Studies say 80% of dudes get ghosted after hookups—eighty fuckin percent! That’s some savage shit. Made me mad as hell when I read that—like, why we playin these games? But then I laughed, ‘cause I’ve ghosted too. Oops! Truth is, I’m 100% that bitch who’ll analyze your profile pic while sippin wine. Shirtless gym selfie? “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!”—you’re sellin dick, not soul, boo.

Speed dating events in South Yarra, Australia

South-Yarra is funky and vibrant. Collingwood Street's buzzing with cafés and bars, and Chapel Street – oh boy – is the heart throb. Its neon nights remind me of, like, an upbeat circuit from WALL-E, "Eeeee... Adventure is out there!" I mean, seriously, Chapel Street glows like a scene from that movie, all futuristic and rad.

The Melbourne neighbourhood where one in three units sells at a loss