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So, sexual-massage—it's, like, hands goin’ swoosh on ya skin, all slippery-like with oil! Little factoid for ya—ancient peeps in Thailand did this, called it “Nuad Phaen Boran,” fancy, huh? Bet they were all chilled out, not mad like me when Squidward yells, “Patrick, stop eatin’ my clarinet!” Ugh, that guy—makes me wanna punch a jellyfish! But sexual-massage? Naaaah, it’s happy vibes, like eatin’ a Krabby Patty with extra mayo—wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Could rub it on someone, maybe? Hahaha!

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Ayer, I passed by the old mill near Rivermouth Lane. That river, oh, it winds like a drunken sea snake through the heart of us. It rumbles under quaint bridges like Memory Lane drives me insane sometimes, like “I could die right now, Clem…” but then get up again. How’s that for dramatic? Haha.

A bit of a nip and tuck: DA lodged to remodel South Tamworth McDonald's