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So, I’m obsessed with *Amour* – that flick guts me every time. Old love, slow decay, and bam – intimacy shifts. Sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes, nah, it’s deeper. Like when Georges whispers, “Things will go on as they have,” but with a twist – it’s touch sayin’ what words can’t. I got mad once, this chick promised “tantric bliss” – $80 later, I’m oiled up, annoyed, and she’s hummin’ some yoga crap. False advertisin’, I’d sue her ass in my courtroom! “Don’t pee on my leg, honey, I ain’t blind!”

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In the category Massage parlours Southbank you can find personals ads, e.g.: tantra massage, full body massage or sensual massage.

I work as a masseur, right? And I see folks unwind after long days strolling down Clarendon Street. Their tension eases away like false bravado in a Cronenberg flick. Sometimes I tell my clients: “Look, you’re an idiot sandwich, relax!” It’s all a bit mad, but it works.

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