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Hmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Wise, I am, like Yoda—fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, yes? This stuff, it’s tricky, my friend! I dive deep, thinkin’ about it—like WALL-E diggin’ through trash, lookin’ for somethin’ precious. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’, nah, it’s old as dirt—ancient Egypt had it, hieroglyphs showin’ priests gettin’ freaky with oils. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was all pyramids and mummies, but nope—happy endings back then too!

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I gotta mention some personal quirks too… I sometimes get mad when the council closes certain lanes for “maintenance” (lol, right?) because it messes up my midnight runs and coding marathons. I guess you could say the city’s unpredictable, ya know? One minute you're at the park, the next you're dodging traffic on Pine Ave—it’s like one of those twisted loco rides.

Nippers in the swim for battle of the waves