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Growls loud! There’s this yarn – some dude souped his Escort up, rally style, beat posh cars in the ‘90s. Underdog shit, love that! “I’m in love with someone that doesn’t exist,” Theodore says – reckon that’s me with this car, dreamin’ it’s more than it is. Quirky thought, huh? Picture me, hairy paws polishin’ an Escort hood instead of a violin neck – hairy mess, oil everywhere, laughin’ like a wookie on a bender! Rarrgh! Surprised me how it’s a cult fave now, car nerds droolin’ over rusty relics. Escorts got soul, mate, like my violins singin’ – rough, real, alive. What ya reckon?

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I gotta mention some personal quirks too… I sometimes get mad when the council closes certain lanes for “maintenance” (lol, right?) because it messes up my midnight runs and coding marathons. I guess you could say the city’s unpredictable, ya know? One minute you're at the park, the next you're dodging traffic on Pine Ave—it’s like one of those twisted loco rides.

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