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So I’m out, jacket crisp, martini buzz in my veins, lookin’ for a bird who’s up for a shag. Not just any tart—gotta be sharp, gotta have that spark. I spot this one chick, legs for days, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns the night. “Hey, darlin’,” I say, all smooth, “fancy a spin with 007?” She smirks—fuckin’ smirks!—and I’m like, “Shaken, not stirred, love.” She’s game, but here’s the kicker: did ya know prossies in Soho back in the ‘60s had secret codes? Little winks, scarf colors—shit like that to dodge the coppers. This bird probs knows that history, she’s got that sly glint.

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Ya gotta check out the secret art mural on Fizzle Ave – looks like a jumbled toilet paper roll splatter, but hey, it’s art, and it feels like a wink to the absurd, wild world. And oh, the local diner right by Nimbus Street – serves the best gloomy, jumbo-sized coffee ever. It keeps me going till my next swipe frenzy.

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