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Alright, folks, lemme tell ya ‘bout—find a prostitute. Slow down, now, what’s the deal here? I’m sittin’, thinkin’, sippin’ my coffee—bam! This ain’t no fancy document, it’s life, raw, messy. Ever seen “Toni Erdmann”? Yeah, my fave flick—Maren Ade, 2016, genius stuff. That dad, dressin’ up, sneakin’ around—kinda like findin’ a prostitute, right? Hidin’ in plain sight, playin’ a role. “Who are you today?”—that’s what he’d say, wig on, teeth out. Ha! Imagine that witha hooker—wild!

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Our team are passionate about real estate in Seaforth and surrounds. We live and breathe our local market, we understand the ever changing property trends.

And bruv, lemme tell ya about my mad days – days when the app crashes and I'm cursing like a sailor. But then, a random coffee on Willow Dr brightens it up, and I laugh at my own coding mishaps (oops, defnitely, defnitely, defintely – why won't you work?!!). Such moments, real and raw, make Seaforth my type of place, real and imperfect, just like life.

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