Hazel Scone Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

What pisses me off? People judgin’ whores like they ain’t human. Man, fuck that noise! They out here survivin’, hustlin’, while we sittin’ on our asses. Gets me hype tho—happy as shit—cuz whores got stories. Like, this one time, heard ‘bout a hooker in Paris, 1800s, tricked a duke into givin’ her his castle. A CASTLE, yo! She was like, “Take that, patriarchy!”—straight savage. Joy’s dancin’ in my head, “You go, girl!”

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Leading the life of the unknown, an entity for no one, heading nowhere, considering the facts, half-truths, and gallons of lies, unbeknownst. Savoring the sap.

S'pose you ask, “Why do you love Scone?” It's simple – it's real. Imperfect. It makes me mad, happy, and all sorts of feelies – just like every family I help. I mean, who else can say, “Just like in Memento – the past is NEVER DONE with you?” I get a real kick from seeing how people heal and grow, all in this quirky town. So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready for a journey through heartbeats of raw emotion, deep conversations, and a feeling of “I’ll be back” at every turn. And remember, life here is as mysterious and beautiful as a Christopher Nolan film – every moment counts, every break means a new start… and I’ll be back, guaranteed!

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