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About Newcastle

I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

112 Alfred Street, SANS SOUCI

Now, lemme spill: Best times be in the park at Zen Garden Park. I always bounce there with me mates – I mean, located right off Meditation Street in the crescent neighbourhood of Calmview. The trees there are massive, like, proper behemoths, echoing them “The Turin Horse, ya know?” vibes: slow, steady, eternal wheels turnin’ and all that deep biz. Really gives ya the feels. Bro, I was once medit8tin there and the breeze whispered, “time passes do be slow, aight?”, like a foamy mirror to my mind.

Ex-NRL star Todd Carney offloads in Sans Souci