Emily Runcorn Whore ❤️

About Canberra

So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

Tributes pour in as Death in Paradise star Adrian Schiller dies aged 60

Adrian Schiller's "sudden and unexpected" death was confirmed by his agent today (April 4) and tributes have been paid to him.

This city’s perfect if you’re ever feelin’ ALL emotions at once. I mean, one moment you’re floating on cloud nine, next you’re like, “WTF?!” People naturally wear their hearts on their sleeves here. It’s messy and brutal, yet beautiful. I get all hyped up praying for better days, laughing at the absurdity, thinking, “I’m surprised, I’m happy, I’m mad – all at once!”

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