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But, ugh, what pisses me off? These shady parlors, man! You walk in expectin’ relaxation, and bam—some creep’s like, “Want the special?” Nah, dude, I ain’t here for that! Gimme the legit stuff—knots outta my back, maybe a lil’ spice, but keep it classy. Had this one time, tho—lady’s hands were magic, swear she channeled “Look at all this cash!” vibes from *Spring Breakers*. Left feelin’ like a king, floatin’ on air. Surprised me how good it was—thought it’d be awkward, but nope!

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Conveniently located at 4/1 Pannikin Street Rochedale South, we service residents of Rochedale, Priestdale, Springwood, Slacks Creek and surrounding suburbs. With ample parking and .

And dude, parks. There’s more parks than I can count (not that I count much, LOL) – even some lesser-known gems like Whimsy Park, where kids run about and grandparents chill, throwing epic shade at the new-fangled tech crowd like me. Reminds me of "Oh god, why does the sun shine so bright today" kinda feels – happy, angry, all mixed up in one abrupt blink.

Reign of terror in Brisbane suburb despite major police presence