Katherine Reservoir Whore ❤️❤️

About Canberra

She’s got this rep, y’know? Word is, back in ’98, she conned some rich dude—left him broke, cryin’ in his penthouse. Little known fact: she keeps a diary, scribbles every “job” like it’s a damn recipe book! “Add a pinch of charm,” ha! Straight outta Ratatouille vibes—makin’ somethin’ outta nothin’. That’s her gig, turnin’ scraps into gold, and I’m like, “Great Scott, that’s genius!”

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The very first 'Pinch Tip Reservoir' song Attention: WHORE! RAPE! she whispered, not for help, but because she's an attention whore.

Every nook of Reservoir tells a story. The local markets are a riot of colours and smells. There's this quirky fruit stand on Braybrook Road, always tuckin’ in weird but wonderful treats that taste like freedom, like a wild horse galloping across a vast plain, echoing that iconic movie line "you know, I coulda had you" but in a serene "I almost forgot" kinda vibe. I once bumped into a bloke who claimed he found inner peace on a rusty bench near Reservoir Primary—times like that make you wonder if the universe’s got jokes.

Griffith students name water reservoir