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What gets me blood boiling tho – them stuck-up suits who reckon it’s all dodgy. Oi, loosen up, yeah? It’s therapeutic, sensual, not some grubby secret! I’m sat there, thinking, “If I can feel love, I *am* love,” like lil’ David from the flick – it’s deep, mate! The best bit? When they hit that spot – oof, fireworks! I’m like, “That’s the money shot, team!” Total Brent-ism, I know, cringe but gold.

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Alrighty, mate—let me tell ya bout Reservoir (au)! So, first off, Reservoir's a wild mix of chill vibes and gritty streets. I'm livin’ here as a relaxation specialist, ya know, so my eyes are always peeled for spots that scream "zen" or "crazy" at the same time. Picture this: streets like Blyth Street and Montague Road, bustlin’ through a mash-up of quirky cafes, old brick facades, and haah—where nature sneaks in with graffiti on calm walls. It's like being in a never-ending scene from Brokeback Mountain— "I wish I knew how to quit you," but in this case, you'd never want to quit the vibe here.

Man charged with allegedly stabbing Reservoir jogger