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About Wollongong

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

Come back when you're older

Listen to Under Age Whore on Spotify · Single · Preston Hudman · · 1 songs.

So, if u ever get into Preston (au), explore those little quirky corners, breathe deep in the secret havens, and remember, "I’m not a robot." I mean, come on, life’s too short for perfect grammar and silent walks! It’s pure, unbeleivable existence, where every flawed moment is a gem, if you catch my drift.

TMA hands top leadership roles to Jason Preston and Gayle Dickerson