Emily Preston Prostitute ❤️

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Personal quirk: I imagine prostitute with a soundtrack, Wes Anderson style. Whimsical, but gritty. In my head, she’s saying, “I’m not a bird, no capes for me!” Dramatic, I know, but true. Repetition’s key: no capes, no chains, just her rules. Typos galore, who cares? She’s out there, living, breathing, no time for perfect grammar. Prostitute’s a puzzle, intriguing, infuriating, inspiring. Love her, hate the system. That’s it, no capes!

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Mind ya, my life’s a blend of chill and, like, surreal bursts—err, kinda like the unpredictable nature of a runaway train, errror, I mean, feelings hit ya outta nowhere. Even when things look obvs chaotic, there's a deep underlying groove. It's a bit like A.I’s epic quest where hope mingles with surreal tech.

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