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Hey pal, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—yep, that slippery, steamy world! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they ain’t got nothin’ on this vibe. Picture it: dim lights, oiled-up hands, some poor schmuck tryna act all zen while Justine from *Melancholia* stares into the void, muttering, “The Earth is evil.” Ha! Sexual-massage ain’t evil, tho—nah, it’s like a weird hug from a stranger who’s way too into it.

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And oh, there’s this funky street at Mill Street. Now, I gotta be honest, my back aches thinkin’ 'bout how many clients come in stressed, and Mill Street’s where I first learned about real human tension! Funny thing is, I always say, “Lord have mercy, that pressure’s like a runaway train!” And wouldn't ya know it, a couple of clients even told me, “Dolly, you work magic – just like the weightless moments in Syndromes and a Century!” Ain’t that a kicker?

My tiny offshoot suburb is just like Coburg – but boring