Rose Pascoe Vale South Whore ❤️

About Perth

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

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I gotta mention, some nooks are so under the radar. There’s a little street near Houstoun Road with abandoned murals; I swear, if you squint, they look like they’re telling the story of every soul who’s ever found solace here. Sometimes I wander there off work, just to clear my head, even though I get lost and end up laughing at my own adorkable map-sketching skills. Its so rad, so epic, trust me!

Substation battle begins as council steps in