Nova Pascoe Vale South Whore ❤️

About Perth

I knew dis one gal, Svetlana, back in Mother Russia, swear she was a whore on da side. She’d wink, say, “Gru, I got tricks,” and I’d be like, “Svet, ya gonna get me in trouble!” She’d laugh, toss her hair, and I’d think, *Lightbulb!* – she’s livin’ like dat chick in *Ten*, ya know, “I don’t sell my body, I rent it.” Dat line, it stuck wid me, so sassy! Made me happy, her guts, but den sad – she got no insurance, dat dummy!

It's what makes us different

First off, the streets here; oh, my gosh, the streets! You've got Tulloora Avenue winding around like a lazy river and Casterton Road that’s always buzzing. Honestly, I get so emotional about these roads ‘cause every line has a memory, each turn a secret whisper. Y’know how in that movie, "In the Mood for Love", subtle glances meant everything? Same here, every lane has its own story!

My suburb might be boring, but walking the streets is an extreme sport