Leah Northbridge Whore ❤️

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But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy schmucks! Like, “the pictures are a little fuzzy,” Larry’d whine, and I’m over here screamin’, “Let ‘em live, ya prudes!” Whores deal with enough crap—folks actin’ all high and mighty. Gets my nose twitchin’, and not in a cute way! I’m surprised, tho, how some whores turned tricks into power moves. Heard ‘bout this one gal, Lola Montez—total badass—seduced kings, started riots, then peaced out to Cali! Whore legend, right there!

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I got a fave spot too – near the Northbridge river, on Cutter’s Wharf. It's peaceful, and sometimes I massage chill vibes to those passersby. The river’s like a secret artery, pulsing with life, humor, and freakin’ surprises. I once saw a couple arguing by the water. I swooped in, gave 'em a moment of zen with a quick foot massage. "I pity the fool who ain't a bit compassionate!" I roared under my breath.

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