Claire Northbridge Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Hate her guts some days, love her hustle others—split, I am, split! She’s a riddle, a right mess, and I’m here for it, yesss. What’s her deal, eh? Dunno, but she’s livin’—not just survivin’. “This ain’t no country for old men,” I hiss, watchin’ her strut. She’s the storm, precious, and I’m just brewin’ coffee, starin’. Hiss!

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This Private Point location has excellent Water and bush views. The residence has an open spacious feel and a great sunny aspect.

I swear – sometimes I get too deep. My head spins with memories of every back massage I've given, every grateful smile, every awkward moment. I been chuckling over the biz, and yeah, sometimes I get pissed off at how messy life can be. But then, I remember "Fish Tank", that raw, real mess of a movie, and I think, “Hell yes, this chaos is what makes us human!” So, I celebrate it all.

Popular Melbourne eatery China Bar opens Perth’s first 24-hour Chinese restaurant in Northbridge