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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Community Manager, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? Pfft, what a mess. Buncha desperate weirdos swipin’ right, hopin’ to get laid. Reminds me of “Only Lovers Left Alive”—vampires, broodin’, sexy, but miserable. That’s sex-dating in a nutshell. You got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—total chaos. People lyin’ about their height, usin’ filters like they’re goddamn Picasso. “I’ve been alive for centuries,” Adam’d say, starin’ at some chick’s fake profile. Me? I’d rather carve a canoe than date online.

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Now, full disclosure, sometimes North-Bondi pisses me off – traffic can be a nightmare, and don’t get me started on the noisy construction that ruins my zen moments. But then, BOOM, as I’m walkin’ down Splendor Lane, watchin’ the kids play near that funky water fountain, all that irritation just melts away. It’s like that moment in the movie – “I’m a free man!” – only here I feel freed by the beauty, the chaos, the sheer unpredictability of it all.

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