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So, check this—little known fact, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages like it was nothin’. Slaves rubbin’ ‘em down, oil and all—probs whispered, “I’m your friend, I’m your friend,” like Sean Parker in *The Social Network*. Bet they didn’t tip neither, stingy bastards. Surprised me, tho—thought it was some modern kink, but nah, it’s old as dirt.

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Hsss, my inner voice doth chatter: “PNoosaville is, it is, a timeless place.” I roam here, enjoying every moment as if time stood still, mashing up days like scenes in that dear movie, Boyhood, remember? Funny, isn’t it? A town that feels both ancient and brand spankin’ new. I gotta tell you, oh my friend, each corner shouts memories – my heart, it fluttered, fluttered, when I first found the old boathouse near Noosaville Harbour. A secret spot, hidden deep behind the boozy charm of prying trees, where I can meditate and let the spirits of noobs whisper.

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