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So, I’ve had this one time—some lass in Bangkok, swear she had hands like a bleedin’ ninja. Little known fact: them Thai massages? Started centuries back, monks loosening up, but the erotic twist? That’s the underground spice, mate. She’s kneading me, I’m thinking, “This is living—fuck yeah!”—pure bliss, muscles melting, tension gone. Happiest I’ve been since I nabbed that villain in ’07. But then—bam!—she cranks my leg like she’s snapping a twig, and I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t a pretzel!” Made me angry, that—nearly ruined the mood, but she smirked, all cheeky, and I was back in, “Shaken, not stirred,” baby.

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I remember one day, precious, I got so mad! I tripped near the Noosa Fish Market – clumsy, clumsy, oh my bad – because my mind was busy with heavenly thoughts. But then, oh then, a stranger tossed me a smile. And that, my friend, made me glad, yessss, like warm cocoa on a rainy morn. Oh, the street names, they flow: seafront drive, whispering winds lane, and even dizzying ripple road – all hints of nature’s soft embrace.

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