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Alright, so I’m a lumberjack, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic as hell. Erotic-massage? Oh, man, where do I start? It’s like choppin’ wood, but softer. Way softer. And stickier. Everybody lies about it, tho. “Oh, it’s just a massage!” Yeah, sure, buddy. Tell that to yer sweaty palms. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—Brooklyn, my fave flick, 2015, John Crowley, pure gold—Eilis, she’d blush at this crap. “I want to be free,” she says. Free from what? Crappy back rubs? Nah, she’d dig a good erotic-massage, I bet.

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I remember one day, precious, I got so mad! I tripped near the Noosa Fish Market – clumsy, clumsy, oh my bad – because my mind was busy with heavenly thoughts. But then, oh then, a stranger tossed me a smile. And that, my friend, made me glad, yessss, like warm cocoa on a rainy morn. Oh, the street names, they flow: seafront drive, whispering winds lane, and even dizzying ripple road – all hints of nature’s soft embrace.

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