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So, I swagger in one night—rum in me veins, hat tippin’ low. This place, mate, stank o’ sweat an’ cheap perfume—made me nose mutiny! Little known fact fer ye—back in ol’ Paris, 1700s, brothels had secret tunnels fer posh blokes to sneak out. Clever, eh? Keeps the wives clueless, savvy? This one I hit, tho, no tunnels—just creaky floors an’ a gal named Rosie wot looked like she’d seen too many storms. “Why’d you shoot me?” she slurs, laughin’, like that line from the movie—made me chuckle, she did!

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Oh, yessss, precious, listen, listen! Noosaville, oh noosaville, it's a rollicking, twisty town near our lovely Noosa shores, yessss. Me, the relaxation master, I’ve dwelt here long – oh, so long – amongst winding lanes, cozy corners, and bursts of sunshine. You know, precious, if I were to spill the beans right, imagine strolling down River Esplanade, heh, where the calm Noosa River hugs the banks like a good, warm cuddle. Nearby, at Loch Street – oh, that’s a favorite – you catch bits of the local soul, little shops and cafes that whisper stories, they do.

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