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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, authoritative as hell—“You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whore’s a word, a vibe, a whole damn story. Picture this: me, grey beard and all, sittin’ in a tavern, pint in hand, thinkin’ ‘bout *Lost in Translation*—best flick ever, hands down. That movie’s quiet, lonely vibe? Hits me right in the gut. Now, whores—lemme tell ya—they’re like that Tokyo cityscape, all bright and loud, but deep down? Kinda lost, too.

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so check it, mate – you got the cheeky High Street slumpin' on Elm dwn the by-rock. i mean, Elm Street is cluttered with art cafes, grimy shops, and a few secret alleyways where the locals hang. i've seen some mad stuff there – one time i nearly lost my cool over a dodgy bloke lurkin in the shadows, then remembered "why so serious?" yeh, like that Dark Knight vibe, so much maddeness.

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