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Murwillumbah's this quirky little slice of Australia out in the far north, where things are weirdly calm and unexpectedly vibrant. Picture this: a town where the streets—yeah, literally streets—like Limpinwood Road and High Street, are buzzing with tiny cafes, sketchy art corners, and enough character to make your head spin. And yeah, I'll admit, as a sexologist, I totally appreciate the raw, unfiltered human intimacy that creeps out from these nooks and crannies.

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